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Total Medals Earned: 986 (From 191 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,925 Points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

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Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/485 points)

do the evolution! 5 Points

purchase your first upgrade.

baby steps 5 Points

infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.

first blood 5 Points

destroy a white bloodcell.

i will survive 5 Points

at first i was afraid, i was petrified.

this is madness! 5 Points

spawn a total of 300 germs.

biohazard 10 Points

infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.

offense is the best defence 10 Points

upgrade damage to level 10.

pandemic 10 Points

have 65 germs alive at the same time.

resistance is futile 10 Points

destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.

these go to eleven 10 Points

upgrade latency to level 11.

woah! 10 Points

oh my god it's so intense!

zombie outbreak 10 Points

spawn a total of 10000 germs.

actually defence is the best defence 25 Points

upgrade immunity to level 9.

autopilot 25 Points

upgrade auto-infect to level 8.

can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points

survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.

seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points

earn 3500 EP for a single stage.

unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points

finish 5 stages in a row without dying.

entering the hall of fame 50 Points

start from scratch after completing stage 25.

me myself and i 50 Points

upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.

the virus has been spread 50 Points

finish the final stage of the campaign.

black death 100 Points

earn a total of 70000 EP.

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Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

Intruded

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/165 points)

Let's walk in my direction 5 Points

Finish cam 4

Like a watermelon 5 Points

Finish cam 8

Elevator moonwalking 10 Points

Finish cam 20

Frustrating camera angles - The game 10 Points

Finish cam 12

Lara croft style 10 Points

Finish cam 19

Hello, nice to meet you 25 Points

Finish the game

A real intruder 50 Points

Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough

Gimlet eyes 50 Points

Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

K-Million

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)

Child's Play 5 Points

Score 10,000

Getting Warm 10 Points

Score 40,000

Power Hungry 10 Points

Use 10 Special Attacks

Attention Seeker 25 Points

Use 20 Special Attacks

Bug Buster 25 Points

Score 60,000

Super Lizzard 50 Points

Score 80,000

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

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Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.