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Total Medals Earned: 980 (From 190 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,830 Points

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Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Shark Antennas Co.

Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/130 points)

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Shark pool 10 Points

Submit Highscore

Cow Sniper 25 Points

100% Accurate in one level

Internet Master 50 Points

Have completed the game

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Solipskier

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/110 points)

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

St. Pattack

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

The Special Day 10 Points

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Juggling 10 Points

What an entertaining pastime!

Good Shepherd 25 Points

Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...

Life Saver 25 Points

Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.

Master 50 Points

No one can stop you!

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a

Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

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